1 00:00:04,105 --> 00:00:06,038 Hmm. 2 00:00:06,107 --> 00:00:09,442 Oh, hi, sweetheart. You're home early. 3 00:00:09,511 --> 00:00:11,644 I planned it that way. Mmm. 4 00:00:13,648 --> 00:00:17,082 Ah-ah. No nibbling. You'll spoil your dinner. 5 00:00:17,152 --> 00:00:19,130 We'll compromise. I'll nibble you. 6 00:00:19,154 --> 00:00:21,086 Ooh. 7 00:00:21,156 --> 00:00:23,088 Ooh, delicious. 8 00:00:23,158 --> 00:00:25,536 Oh, sweetheart, that tickles. Mm-hmm. 9 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:28,127 ♪♪ 10 00:00:28,196 --> 00:00:30,129 What's that? 11 00:00:30,198 --> 00:00:32,831 Tabitha, fooling around with the stereo. 12 00:00:32,900 --> 00:00:35,201 I told her not to do that. 13 00:00:38,973 --> 00:00:42,341 Tabitha, what are you doing? Playing the piano. 14 00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:46,179 To be exact, she's playing Bach. 15 00:00:46,247 --> 00:00:49,148 - And beautifully. - And by witchcraft! 16 00:00:49,217 --> 00:00:53,052 Oh, how utterly clever of you to figure that out. 17 00:00:53,121 --> 00:00:56,889 Sweetie, uh, why... why don't you run upstairs to your room? 18 00:00:56,958 --> 00:01:00,393 Mommy and Daddy would like to have a nice little chat with Grandmama. 19 00:01:00,462 --> 00:01:02,440 Okay, Mommy. Right. That's a good girl. 20 00:01:02,464 --> 00:01:04,864 Sweetheart. 21 00:01:06,434 --> 00:01:09,469 - When did you swoop in? - Two minutes ago. 22 00:01:09,537 --> 00:01:13,306 To give my dear grandchild a little present. Isn't it cute? 23 00:01:13,375 --> 00:01:17,644 Why couldn't you give Tabitha a piano without turning her into a Van Cliburn? 24 00:01:17,712 --> 00:01:22,147 Sweetheart, Mother didn't exactly cast a spell on Tabitha. 25 00:01:22,217 --> 00:01:25,284 Not completely. Just on her fingers. 26 00:01:25,353 --> 00:01:29,422 She... She merely brought out the hidden talent that lies within all of us. 27 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:32,091 Mortals excluded. 28 00:01:36,364 --> 00:01:39,598 Endora! Yes, Durweed, what is it? 29 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:43,001 What it is is that I'm sick and tired of you corrupting my daughter. 30 00:01:44,071 --> 00:01:47,106 Corrupting? How dare you! 31 00:01:47,175 --> 00:01:50,843 Uh, Mother, uh, Darrin doesn't exactly mean corrupting. 32 00:01:50,911 --> 00:01:52,845 Oh, yes, he does. Darrin. 33 00:01:52,913 --> 00:01:55,353 I mean, she's worse than the Wicked Witch of the West! Ooh. 34 00:01:55,416 --> 00:01:59,151 Samantha, I refuse to stay here another minute... 35 00:01:59,220 --> 00:02:02,187 and be compared to an amateur. 36 00:02:04,392 --> 00:02:06,459 Three-to-one she takes back the piano. 37 00:02:09,597 --> 00:02:12,665 That's fine. When Tabitha's old enough to play the piano, 38 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:15,434 I'll buy her one. 39 00:02:15,503 --> 00:02:18,837 Provided... Provided what? 40 00:02:18,906 --> 00:02:21,273 That she learn to play it normally. 41 00:02:21,342 --> 00:02:24,043 - Or is that impossible? - Well, of course not. 42 00:02:24,112 --> 00:02:26,090 Anyone can learn to play the piano. 43 00:02:26,114 --> 00:02:28,014 That's exactly what I mean. 44 00:02:28,082 --> 00:02:30,027 Could you learn to play the piano? 45 00:02:30,051 --> 00:02:34,353 Starting from scratch, without any, uh, witchcraft? 46 00:02:35,457 --> 00:02:37,256 Well? 47 00:02:37,325 --> 00:02:39,258 Why would I want to do a thing like that? 48 00:02:39,327 --> 00:02:42,595 Because it would set your daughter an excellent example. 49 00:02:42,664 --> 00:02:44,831 Darrin, are you challenging me? 50 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:48,067 Yes. As a matter of fact, I am. 51 00:02:50,338 --> 00:02:53,305 All right. I accept your challenge. 52 00:02:53,375 --> 00:02:57,309 You rent the piano, and I'll learn to play it... normally. 53 00:02:57,379 --> 00:03:01,681 And if I can't... Yes? 54 00:03:01,750 --> 00:03:06,185 If I can't, I'll be more careful about accepting your challenges. 55 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:10,048 ♪♪ 56 00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:17,589 Ew. 57 00:04:22,831 --> 00:04:25,832 ♪♪ 58 00:04:43,618 --> 00:04:47,386 That was good. It wasn't great, but it was good. 59 00:04:47,455 --> 00:04:51,057 Thank you. One may be born a witch, Samantha, 60 00:04:51,125 --> 00:04:54,360 but it takes practice to become a virtuoso. 61 00:04:54,428 --> 00:04:57,207 Where's little Tabitha? Napping. She'll be up in a minute. 62 00:04:57,231 --> 00:05:01,367 I take it Durwood is at work doing whatever it is he does. 63 00:05:01,435 --> 00:05:04,403 Yes. And Darrin went with him. 64 00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:08,841 Samantha, if you wanted to whip up a piano, 65 00:05:08,910 --> 00:05:11,076 why didn't you whip up a new one? 66 00:05:11,145 --> 00:05:13,545 I didn't whip this one up. We rented it. 67 00:05:13,614 --> 00:05:16,126 And I'm about to take my first lesson. Lesson? 68 00:05:16,150 --> 00:05:18,083 Mm-hmm. From whom? 69 00:05:18,152 --> 00:05:21,687 I am going to study and learn the mortal way. Ohh. 70 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:25,857 It's a challenge I accepted of my own free will. 71 00:05:25,926 --> 00:05:28,260 Plus a little pressure from Darrin. 72 00:05:28,329 --> 00:05:32,030 Oh, that must be my teacher. 73 00:05:32,099 --> 00:05:35,434 Uh, Mother, when Tabitha wakes up, would you keep her busy in her room? 74 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:39,438 Gladly. I'd hate her to see you set such a poor example. 75 00:05:39,507 --> 00:05:41,440 Thanks. 76 00:05:47,915 --> 00:05:49,848 Samantha Stephens? 77 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:52,017 Johann Sebastian Monroe? 78 00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:57,523 Yes. I am to be addressed either as Mr. Monroe or sir. 79 00:05:57,592 --> 00:06:00,426 Yes, sir. Won't you come in? 80 00:06:04,566 --> 00:06:07,132 You're beginning rather late in life, aren't you? 81 00:06:08,335 --> 00:06:11,303 Well... better late than never. 82 00:06:11,372 --> 00:06:14,907 That remains to be seen. Let me evaluate your fingers. 83 00:06:19,313 --> 00:06:23,081 How are they? Adequate. No more, no less. 84 00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:25,190 Where is the instrument? In the living room. 85 00:06:33,561 --> 00:06:35,961 For what we are about to do to you, 86 00:06:36,030 --> 00:06:37,963 I apologize. 87 00:06:40,034 --> 00:06:42,367 They said it was in perfect tune. 88 00:06:43,871 --> 00:06:45,938 ♪♪ 89 00:06:46,006 --> 00:06:48,240 Is it? Approximately. 90 00:06:48,309 --> 00:06:51,610 At this stage of the game, it doesn't make much difference. Please be seated. 91 00:06:53,247 --> 00:06:57,516 I demand strict attention and total obedience. Yes, sir. 92 00:06:57,585 --> 00:07:00,786 Now, then, these are the black keys, 93 00:07:00,855 --> 00:07:03,756 and these are the white keys. 94 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:05,924 I know. Silence. 95 00:07:05,993 --> 00:07:07,926 I'm sorry. Mrs. Stephens, 96 00:07:07,995 --> 00:07:10,128 silence means no talking. 97 00:07:10,197 --> 00:07:12,197 Is that clear? 98 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:16,045 We shall start with the white keys, 99 00:07:16,069 --> 00:07:19,538 and we shall play all the notes of the scale, otherwise known as... 100 00:07:19,607 --> 00:07:24,843 ♪ Do, re, mi, fa so, la, ti, do ♪ 101 00:07:26,246 --> 00:07:28,981 Did you observe my fingers? 102 00:07:30,317 --> 00:07:33,051 Can you imitate them? 103 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,420 Very well. Try. 104 00:07:37,558 --> 00:07:39,492 Just a second. 105 00:07:44,532 --> 00:07:46,510 This is no insult to your ability, 106 00:07:46,534 --> 00:07:50,469 but in my profession, eardrums have a tendency to become brittle, 107 00:07:50,538 --> 00:07:53,005 and my doctor advises me to protect them. 108 00:07:54,074 --> 00:07:57,009 Now inspire me. 109 00:08:01,281 --> 00:08:05,517 ♪♪ 110 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:15,661 Mmm, Mrs. Stephens, 111 00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:17,708 you are playing a piano. 112 00:08:17,732 --> 00:08:20,699 You are not plucking a chicken. 113 00:08:20,768 --> 00:08:22,701 Again. 114 00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:34,680 Hello, darling. Hello, Mother. 115 00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:37,449 What is new? About what? 116 00:08:37,518 --> 00:08:42,488 About that absurd idea of yours to learn to play the piano their way. 117 00:08:42,556 --> 00:08:45,624 What is new is that my normal piano lessons... 118 00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:48,560 are coming along... normally. 119 00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:50,629 And I'm having another one this afternoon. 120 00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:52,698 Oh? Mm-hmm. 121 00:08:54,202 --> 00:08:56,869 ♪♪ 122 00:08:58,305 --> 00:09:01,607 That's your granddaughter. Well, it sounds dreadful. 123 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:04,744 I know. She's trying to copy her mother. Oh. 124 00:09:04,812 --> 00:09:08,180 Uh, watch her for me, will you, while I go out back and cut some flowers? 125 00:09:08,249 --> 00:09:10,282 Ah. 126 00:09:15,289 --> 00:09:17,589 Hello, my little precious. 127 00:09:18,993 --> 00:09:20,926 I was playing a big piano. 128 00:09:20,995 --> 00:09:23,929 So I heard. 129 00:09:23,998 --> 00:09:26,232 Why don't you play some music? 130 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:28,834 Mommy and Daddy don't want me to. 131 00:09:28,903 --> 00:09:31,503 Oh, come on now, Tabitha. 132 00:09:31,572 --> 00:09:35,106 Please, please, play some pretty music for Grandmama. 133 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:37,342 Please? 134 00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:40,512 Ah, that's my good girl. Now, do you remember how we did it? 135 00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:43,348 Put your little hands on the piano, yes. 136 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:46,618 Now we will begin. 137 00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:50,255 ♪♪ 138 00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:57,329 ♪♪ 139 00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:12,978 Good afternoon. I'm Mrs. Stephens's piano teacher. 140 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:16,114 Oh, good afternoon. I'm Mrs. Stephens's mother. 141 00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:18,116 Won't you come in? 142 00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:20,118 ♪♪ 143 00:10:20,187 --> 00:10:22,532 Can that be your daughter? That's my granddaughter. 144 00:10:22,556 --> 00:10:24,534 Your granddaughter? How old is she? 145 00:10:24,558 --> 00:10:26,592 Four. Four. Four! 146 00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:32,030 ♪♪ 147 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:38,737 Up to your old tricks, eh, Mother? 148 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:44,743 Good grief, Mother. I wish you... 149 00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:54,053 Ah, bravo. Incredible. 150 00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:59,725 Hi, there, Mr. Monroe... sir. 151 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:03,495 Mother, uh, would you please keep Tabitha busy in her room while I take my lesson? 152 00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:05,497 Just a second. Yes, sir? 153 00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:08,366 Mrs. Stephens, this child is a musical genius. 154 00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:10,335 She is? 155 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:13,105 She just picked it up, as if by magic. 156 00:11:15,176 --> 00:11:18,744 I can't believe it. Four years old, no lessons, 157 00:11:18,813 --> 00:11:20,946 and she plays like a virtuoso. 158 00:11:21,015 --> 00:11:24,249 Oh, Mr. Monroe, it's very kind of you to say that, but... 159 00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:27,519 Why am I wasting time on you when I should be working with her? 160 00:11:30,091 --> 00:11:32,291 Well? 161 00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:40,732 Hi, Daddy. Hi, sweetheart. 162 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:43,301 Be careful! Don't crush her fingers! 163 00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:47,572 Who are you? Johann Sebastian Monroe. 164 00:11:47,641 --> 00:11:49,574 My fingers you can crush, 165 00:11:49,643 --> 00:11:51,454 for I am but a humble piano teacher... 166 00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:56,014 whose distinguished career is spent in the search for one magnificent pupil. 167 00:11:56,083 --> 00:12:00,418 But now destiny has rewarded me for my years of suffering. 168 00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:03,555 Really? With my wife? 169 00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:06,424 No. With your daughter. 170 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:07,992 You're kidding. 171 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:11,597 Mr, Stephens, I have just heard your daughter play the piano. 172 00:12:11,665 --> 00:12:15,834 I consider her the greatest child prodigy of this century. 173 00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:18,470 Sam, you didn't let Tabitha play by, uh... 174 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:27,112 - Hello, Durwood. - Endora, for two cents, I'd... 175 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:29,681 Madam, will you please occupy the child, 176 00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,750 so the parents and I may plan her future? 177 00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:34,385 Oh, certainly. And, by the way, 178 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:37,288 she gets her talent from her mother's side. 179 00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:42,227 Come on, darling. Come with Grandmama. 180 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:47,032 Mr. and Mrs. Stephens, do you realize what you have on your hands? 181 00:12:47,101 --> 00:12:49,178 Yes, sir. I think we do. 182 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:52,248 It is the beginning of a golden era in musical history. 183 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,706 The era of Tabitha Stephens. 184 00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:57,375 Mr. Monroe, if you don't mind, I've had a rough day at the office. 185 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,889 The road ahead will be a difficult one for all of us. 186 00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:01,780 At least. 187 00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:05,484 I dream of your daughter as a concert pianist, 188 00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:08,053 adored by music lovers everywhere. 189 00:13:08,122 --> 00:13:11,357 I suggest we arrange a recording session for Friday afternoon at 2:00, yes? 190 00:13:11,425 --> 00:13:12,665 - No. - Why not? 191 00:13:12,726 --> 00:13:15,105 Why not? That's when she takes her nap. 192 00:13:15,129 --> 00:13:18,263 - Nap. - Naps are out. 193 00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:20,666 From now on, it's work, work, work. 194 00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:24,736 At $10 a lesson, lesson, lesson, we could end up in the poorhouse. 195 00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:28,707 I shall accept no fee while I prepare her for the concert tour. 196 00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:30,909 Who said she was taking a tour? 197 00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:33,223 I... Her first recital will be at Carnegie Hall. 198 00:13:33,247 --> 00:13:36,715 Then 40 major cities in 40 weeks. 199 00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:40,219 Oh, I shall take good care of her. And I promise to bring her home for Christmas. 200 00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:42,354 Well, that's very thoughtful of you. 201 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:46,758 Mr. Monroe, we do not want Tabitha away from us for 40 weeks. 202 00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:49,995 - How about 30? - Mr. Monroe, 203 00:13:50,064 --> 00:13:53,965 my wife and I are sorry to disappoint you, but the answer is no. 204 00:13:54,035 --> 00:13:57,002 We do not want our daughter to be a concert pianist. 205 00:13:57,071 --> 00:13:59,371 I am speechless. 206 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:01,773 Good. Then we can end our discussion. 207 00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:05,044 I beg you to reconsider. And remember that time is of the essence. 208 00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:07,712 Because the talent of a child prodigy must be gently nurtured... 209 00:14:07,781 --> 00:14:11,450 like a delicate flower so that the whole world will benefit from its unfolding. 210 00:14:11,519 --> 00:14:15,054 Good day, Mr. Monroe. Don't make a snap decision. 211 00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:17,923 Sleep on it. 212 00:14:19,593 --> 00:14:21,527 Oh, darn. 213 00:14:22,563 --> 00:14:24,496 Now what's wrong? 214 00:14:24,565 --> 00:14:27,999 He left without giving me my lesson. 215 00:14:28,069 --> 00:14:30,047 Just a little tension breaker. 216 00:14:30,071 --> 00:14:32,704 Ooh. 217 00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:44,816 Hah. I just gave the child prodigy her bath. 218 00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:48,820 Swell. Now I think I'll practice my piano. 219 00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:51,389 I think you better practice your speech. 220 00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:53,391 What speech? 221 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:57,528 The one that gets rid of Johann Sebastian Monroe. 222 00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:59,597 You want me to quit? 223 00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:01,811 No, just change your piano teacher. 224 00:15:01,835 --> 00:15:03,768 Into what? 225 00:15:03,837 --> 00:15:06,408 Sam, this is serious. He thinks that destiny 226 00:15:06,432 --> 00:15:08,673 has rewarded him with a child prodigy. 227 00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:11,276 He'll never stop bugging us. 228 00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:13,411 Yeah, I guess you're right. 229 00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:16,781 Unless... Unless what? 230 00:15:16,850 --> 00:15:21,286 Unless I can find him another child prodigy. 231 00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:23,288 How about your mother? 232 00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:25,368 She can turn herself into a four-year-old. 233 00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:27,560 She can go on the concert tour. She wouldn't 234 00:15:27,584 --> 00:15:29,427 even have to come home for Christmas. 235 00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:32,964 Eh. 236 00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:36,401 If I could find him a really talented pupil, 237 00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:38,603 it would take his mind off Tabitha, wouldn't it? 238 00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:41,739 Sure, but... I'll bet there are lots of talented kids... 239 00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:43,841 who'd love to be concert pianists. 240 00:15:43,911 --> 00:15:46,256 True. But how do we find one? 241 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:50,282 Well. By supernatural hocus-pocus! 242 00:15:50,351 --> 00:15:53,852 Darrin, do you want to get Mr. Monroe off our back or not? 243 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,288 I guess so. 244 00:15:56,357 --> 00:15:59,992 Oh, thank you. Now stand back and give me room to operate. 245 00:16:02,463 --> 00:16:05,563 Piano child prodigy, if I am near you, 246 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:08,533 send vibrations so I can hear you. 247 00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:11,102 ♪♪ 248 00:16:11,172 --> 00:16:14,306 I hear music. 249 00:16:14,375 --> 00:16:16,308 You do? 250 00:16:16,377 --> 00:16:19,678 It's Franz Liszt's "Liebesträume." 251 00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,679 Oh. 252 00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:25,183 Well... Good-bye, sweetheart. I'll be back soon. 253 00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:27,552 Youthful genius, keep on playing. 254 00:16:27,621 --> 00:16:30,888 I'm flying now and later paying. 255 00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:33,992 Sorry. 256 00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:37,729 ♪♪ 257 00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:06,024 Please, go on. 258 00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:08,360 May I help you? 259 00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:12,097 I... I hope I'm not intruding. I was out taking a stroll, and I heard the music. 260 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:15,633 It sounded so lovely, I wanted to find out who was playing. 261 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,935 Please continue. 262 00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:22,740 ♪♪ 263 00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:45,849 He plays beautifully. Thank you. He's my son. 264 00:17:49,670 --> 00:17:53,071 You must be very proud of him. Thank you. I am. 265 00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:09,532 I'm Mrs. Darrin Stephens. I'm Robert Williams, the school custodian. 266 00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:11,534 And this is Matthew. Hi. 267 00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:15,693 Hi, there. You're a very talented young man. Where did you learn to play like that? 268 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,229 I learned music from a correspondence course. 269 00:18:18,299 --> 00:18:20,277 But I just like to play a lot. 270 00:18:20,301 --> 00:18:22,734 We have no piano at home, so I bend the rules a little... 271 00:18:22,803 --> 00:18:25,870 and let him come to work with me and practice here. 272 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:28,351 My ambition is to be a concert pianist. 273 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:32,477 Matthew, somehow I have the feeling you're gonna make it. 274 00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:35,947 But, first, you have to continue practicing. 275 00:18:36,016 --> 00:18:39,551 I'm sorry I interrupted you. That's okay. 276 00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:41,686 It was a pleasure meeting both of you, Mr. Williams. 277 00:18:41,755 --> 00:18:43,855 - Good night, Matthew. - Good night. 278 00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:47,759 Good night, Mrs. Stephens. Thank you for the encouragement. 279 00:18:49,463 --> 00:18:51,396 Bye-bye. Good night. 280 00:18:58,272 --> 00:19:00,572 Hi. Hi. 281 00:19:00,641 --> 00:19:03,808 Did you find a prodigy? Mm-hmm. I certainly did. 282 00:19:03,877 --> 00:19:06,517 Where'd you get the coat? Uh-oh. 283 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:11,349 Oh, I wonder who that could be. 284 00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:15,387 Maybe it's your travel agent. 285 00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:21,660 Oh. Good evening. 286 00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:25,029 Uh, Mr. Monroe! Y-You said you'd let us sleep on it. 287 00:19:25,098 --> 00:19:27,343 I was too excited. I had to return. 288 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:31,002 And with me I brought the internationally celebrated symphonic conductor, 289 00:19:31,071 --> 00:19:33,838 Maestro Alfredo Ferranini. 290 00:19:33,907 --> 00:19:36,040 Really? 291 00:19:36,109 --> 00:19:39,110 Oh, well, uh, Maestro, this is an honor. 292 00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:41,246 Uh, we have several of your records. 293 00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:43,382 Naturally. Who doesn't? 294 00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:50,266 The maestro has agreed to listen to your daughter play the piano. 295 00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:53,258 Since you will not accept my judgment, perhaps you will accept his. 296 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:55,894 Uh... Eh, Maestro, this is my husband, Darrin. 297 00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:58,062 Darrin, this is Maestro Ferranini. 298 00:19:58,131 --> 00:20:02,033 He has agreed to listen to Tabitha play the piano. 299 00:20:02,102 --> 00:20:04,035 He has? Who asked him? 300 00:20:04,104 --> 00:20:06,871 I did. I'm president of his fan club. 301 00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:10,408 Maestro, with all due respect, my wife and I refuse to... 302 00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:14,279 Johann, these people bore me. Fetch the pianist. 303 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:16,325 Yes, Maestro. Uh, wait, wait. 304 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,309 I'll, uh... I'll fetch her myself. 305 00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:20,519 - Samantha... - Now, Darrin, 306 00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:23,488 if the maestro insists, the maestro insists. 307 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:27,492 Uh, please, wait in the living room. 308 00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:41,039 ♪♪ 309 00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:44,609 Fair. 310 00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:51,215 Johann, this better be good. Yes, Maestro. 311 00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:53,217 Trust me. 312 00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:55,453 Not so close. 313 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:03,728 Maestro, this is Miss Tabitha Stephens. 314 00:21:03,797 --> 00:21:06,698 No formalities. Just command her to play. 315 00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:09,768 Oh, all right. Okay, sweetheart. Come on. 316 00:21:14,675 --> 00:21:17,341 All right. Now, play. 317 00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:25,116 Halt! Halt! 318 00:21:25,185 --> 00:21:28,653 Maestro, she was brilliant this afternoon. I don't understand it. 319 00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:31,189 ♪♪ 320 00:21:31,258 --> 00:21:33,824 That's enough piano, sweetheart. 321 00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:37,795 Now, you run off to bed. Daddy and Mommy will come kiss you good night in a minute. 322 00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:41,132 What was that, a joke? Please, gentlemen, if I can have your attention. 323 00:21:41,201 --> 00:21:45,136 Uh, we have found you a real child prodigy. His name is Matthew Williams. 324 00:21:45,205 --> 00:21:49,674 I am not interested in any more child prodigies! 325 00:21:49,743 --> 00:21:52,711 Johann, so it finally happened. 326 00:21:52,779 --> 00:21:56,514 You were neurotic to begin with, and now you've cracked up! 327 00:21:57,684 --> 00:22:00,151 Oh. O-Oh, please. P-Please, Maestro, don't... 328 00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:02,198 Maestro... Maestro, I give you my word of honor. 329 00:22:02,222 --> 00:22:06,491 Johann, you're a sick man. Your word of honor doesn't mean beans. 330 00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:09,394 Until you get medical attention, 331 00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:12,997 you're suspended from my fan club. 332 00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:21,306 I don't understand it. What happened? 333 00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:23,486 We tried to tell you we didn't want Tabitha... 334 00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:25,821 to be a concert pianist, but you wouldn't listen. 335 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:28,646 N-No, you just forced us to discourage you. 336 00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:30,648 You succeeded. Oh, now, uh, please... 337 00:22:30,717 --> 00:22:34,118 Tabitha said when she grows up she wants to be a normal, ordinary housewife. 338 00:22:34,187 --> 00:22:36,165 Just like her mother. Mm-hmm. 339 00:22:36,189 --> 00:22:38,122 But don't let it discourage you, Mr. Monroe. 340 00:22:38,191 --> 00:22:42,727 As I said before, we have found you a real prodigy. 341 00:22:42,795 --> 00:22:45,230 Uh, w-would you like to sit down and hear about him? 342 00:22:45,298 --> 00:22:47,665 His name is Matthew Williams. 343 00:22:47,734 --> 00:22:50,001 Actually, I found him by coincidence. 344 00:22:53,339 --> 00:22:56,140 Matthew, that's the best news I've heard in weeks. 345 00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:58,175 Oh, you're entirely welcome. 346 00:22:58,244 --> 00:23:01,946 Give my regards to your father. Bye-bye. 347 00:23:02,015 --> 00:23:03,948 Guess what? What? 348 00:23:04,017 --> 00:23:06,718 Mr. Monroe had Matthew play for Maestro Ferranini, 349 00:23:06,786 --> 00:23:09,020 who was favorably impressed. 350 00:23:09,088 --> 00:23:11,467 So, Johann is back in the fan club? Mm-hmm. 351 00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:15,960 And destiny has finally rewarded Mr. Monroe. Swell. 352 00:23:16,029 --> 00:23:19,263 Uh, now, from the sublime to the ridiculous. 353 00:23:26,439 --> 00:23:29,941 ♪♪ 354 00:23:34,481 --> 00:23:36,414 Honey, you're playing a song. 355 00:23:36,483 --> 00:23:38,803 Mr. Monroe said I was ready for it. 356 00:23:54,668 --> 00:23:56,601 You did it. 357 00:23:56,670 --> 00:23:59,504 You said you could learn to play without witchcraft, and you did it. 358 00:23:59,572 --> 00:24:03,141 Am I proud of you. Thank you. 359 00:24:03,209 --> 00:24:06,111 ♪♪ 360 00:24:11,351 --> 00:24:13,451 ♪♪ 361 00:24:22,129 --> 00:24:25,030 Mother, once and for all, cut that out.